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March 2011

jackimals:

Animation!

Omfg Ceiling!Jack.

Mar 29, 201125 notes
Remembering Andy Hallett

aureliamaior:

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Andrew Alcott “Andy” Hallett August 4, 1975 – March 29, 2009

Andy was more than just ‘Lorne’, but the character of Lorne is what he is best known for, so we are remembering him by doing what Lorne would do:

- Wear Green
- Sing Karaoke, or just sing!
- Call people food related nicknames
- Drink a Seabreeze (if you are of age)

More  HERE (FB page)

RIP Andy. Can’t believe it’s been two years.

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Elizabeth Taylor Leaves $600M Fortune To AIDS Charities → nypost.com

inothernews:

zainyk:

toasterhaus:

sleeplessinsouthie:

saint.

Bless Her

$600 million? Goodness.

A wondrous soul.

That’s amazing. What a woman she was.

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Want Ad of the Day: The Sarasota Whatever-Tribune Is Looking For A Few Good Sickos → afewtastefulsnaps.wordpress.com

obsessionfull:

thedailywhat:

Great job posting or greatest job posting?:

We want to add some talent to the Sarasota Herald-Tribune investigative team. Every serious candidate should have a proven track record of conceiving, reporting and writing stellar investigative pieces that provoke change. However, our ideal candidate has also cursed out an editor, had spokespeople hang up on them in anger and threatened to resign at least once because some fool wanted to screw around with their perfect lede.

We do a mix of quick hit investigative work when events call for it and mini-projects that might run for a few days. But every year we like to put together a project way too ambitious for a paper our size because we dream that one day Walt Bogdanich will have to say: “I can’t believe the Sarasota Whatever-Tribune cost me my 20th Pulitzer.” As many of you already know, those kinds of projects can be hellish, soul-sucking, doubt-inducing affairs. But if you’re the type of sicko who likes holing up in a tiny, closed  office with reporters of questionable hygiene to build databases from scratch by hand-entering thousands of pages of documents to take on powerful people and institutions that wish you were dead, all for the glorious reward of having readers pick up the paper and glance at your potential prize-winning epic as they flip their way to the Jumble… well, if that sounds like journalism Heaven, then you’re our kind of sicko.

For those unaware of Florida’s reputation, it’s arguably the best news state in the country and not just because of the great public records laws. We have all kinds of corruption, violence and scumbaggery. The 9/11 terrorists trained here. Bush read My Pet Goat here. Our elections are colossal clusterf*cks. Our new governor once ran a health care company that got hit with a record fine because of rampant Medicare fraud. We have hurricanes, wildfires, tar balls, bedbugs, diseased citrus trees and an entire town overrun by giant roaches (only one of those things is made up). And we have Disney World and beaches, so bring the whole family.

Send questions, or a resume/cover letter/links to clips to my email address below. If you already have your dream job, please pass this along to someone whose skills you covet. Thanks.

Matthew Doig

Sarasota Herald-Tribune
1741 Main St.
Sarasota FL, 34236
(941) 361-4903
matthew.doig@heraldtribune.com

[motherjones.]

This is glorious. Sarasota, my love for you only increases.

Ok, so even if you don’t live in Florida, this is AMAZING.

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“I never planned to acquire a lot of jewels or a lot of husbands. For me, life happened, just as it does for anyone else. I have been supremely lucky in my life in that I have known great love, and of course I am the temporary custodian of some incredible and beautiful things. But I have never felt more alive than when I watched my children delight in something, never more alive than when I have watched a great artist perform, and never richer than when I have scored a big check to fight AIDS. Follow your passion, follow your heart, and the things you need will come.” —ELIZABETH TAYLOR, in a Harper’s Bazaar interview with Kim Kardashian, February 2011. (via inothernews)

Elizabeth Taylor was the original BAMF. You will be missed, Dame Elizabeth.

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Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

omgwtfhedwig:

impossiblyso:

lolabetic:

likeiwroteeverynote:

nickelodeonkids:

alwaysinreverse:

coxxyy:

itsjoey-:

isabooillest:

charlottemeagan:

WHAT THE FUCK

…

…

okay no. 

motherfucker

mom > everything.

my parents > everything in the world. 

I would actually feel bad if I didn’t reblog this. What even.

 I hate these… but I love my mommy. I feel morally obligated.

I hate these. But… MY MOM.

FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU whoever wrote this.

What the FUCK is wrong with people. Why would you even joke about something like this. My mom died almost 3 years ago, and this is just….disgusting. Absolutely disgusting. Whoever created this meme should be ashamed of themselves.

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